175+ Valentine’s Day Puns to Make You Smile

Valentine’s Day is all about sharing the love, and what better way to do that than with a perfectly timed pun?

From adorable animals and delicious food to nature-inspired wordplay, we’ve rounded up Valentine’s Day puns that are guaranteed to spread smiles and make hearts flutter.

And we simply couldn't resist the temptation to add some on-brand Valentine's Day gum puns to celebrate our Perfect Pair Valentine's Day Gum Bundle, featuring two Underbrush favorites - spicy Cinna-Mastic and sweet Honey Bun. We've put these two together for the ultimate seasonal pairing.

Gift them. Share them. Chew them both at the same time for a wonderful burst of sweet and spicy flavor.

Whatever you chews to do, these puns will add a bit of fun and cheekiness to your Valentine's Day this year.

Valentine’s Day Food Puns 

You could whisper sweet nothings to your sweetheart over a romantic dinner. But you could also treat them to an impressive list of Valentine's Day food puns. Choose your own adventure here.

But remember: the stomach is the best way to the heart.

• Olive you forever
• I loaf you so much
• You’re bacon me crazy
• You’re my butter half
• I donut know what I’d do without you
• I love you pho real
• You’re the peanut butter to my jelly
• I’m soy into you
  
• You make miso happy
  
• We go together like mac and cheese
  
• I find you a-peeling
  
• You’re the apple of my pie
  
• I’m nacho average Valentine
  
• You’re souper cute
  
• I relish you
  
• You’re egg-stra special
  
• You make my heart skip a beet
  
• Let’s taco ’bout love
  
• You’re one in a melon
• I cannoli imagine life without you
  
• I love you from my head tomatoes
  
• You’re my favorite human bean
  
• Ain't got nothing but love, babe, egg days a week
  
• I only have pies for you
  
• You're totally spec-taco-lar
  
• I love you so mochi
  
• Your friendship means so matcha to me
  
• I cherry-ish our friendship
  
• Orange you sweet?
  
• The s'more I know you, the s'more I like you
  
• Aloe you vera much
  
• All I knead is you
  
• Let’s get this love par-tea started
  
• You’re shrimply the best
  
• Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about
  
• You’re simply the zest
  
• I’m your biggest flan
  
• Don't you pho-get about me
  
• I'd run away with you, but I cantaloupe
  
• You're eggs-actly my type
  
• I know this is cheesy, but I think you’re grate
  
• You mocha me crazy
  
• You’ve got me feeling deja brew
  
• I cannot espresso how much you mean to me
  
• Where have you bean all my life?
  
• You’re a-maize-ing
  
• I’m so grapeful for you
  
• Take another little pizza my heart now, baby
  
• You’re my butter half
  
• I love you a latte
  
• You guac my world
  
• You hold the kiwi to my heart
  
• Don’t go bacon my heart
  
• There’s so mushroom in my heart for you
  
• It takes two to mango
  
• Only have fries for you
  
• Tortellini in love with you
  
• You are tea-riffic!
  
• Have I told you Reese-ently that I love you?
  
• Pie like you very much
  
• I’m bananas over you
  
• You’re soda-lightful
• I ap-peach-iate you
  
• Words cannot express hummus I love you
  
• Let’s avo-cuddle
  
• Thanks for always pudding up with me
  
• Will you brie mine?
  
• I'm b-egg-ing you to be my Valentine
  
• Will you peas be my Valentine?
  
• You're the loaf of my life
  
• We make a great pear
  
• I yam in love with you
  
• I want to spend more thyme with you
  
• Hey Valentine, you're a gouda one!
  
• You're all that and dim sum
  
• Here's my number, so kale me, maybe?

Valentine’s Day Gum Puns

Naturally, we're most proud of this collection of cheesy one-liners. Can you spot our Underbrush ingredients in this mix of gum puns for Valentine's Day?

• I’m stuck on you 
  
• I chews you
• You're myrrh than enough for me
• Love you xyli-tol more every day
• You’re the sweetest honey bun in the oven
• You’re my cinna-mon and only
• I love you berry much
• We’re mint to be
• You're fan-mastic
• Never ceylon away from me
• Our love really sticks
  
• I’m gum-pletely yours
• You’ve got me in a chewy situation…I like you
  
• You spruce up my life
• Let’s stick together
  
• I’m not trying to be clingy, but… be my Valentine?
  
• Can I be the gum to your smile?
  
• One kiss and I’m stuck on you forever
  
• Valentine, I’m stuck on you
  
• I chews you today and always
  
• I mastic to your side 

Nature Valentine’s Day Puns

Any self-respecting outdoorsman or woman should have a few of these in their back pocket.

• I lava you so much
  
• I'll never desert you
  
• You had me at "aloe"
  
• I'm water-falling for you
  
• I'll always root for you
  
• I canopy without you
  
• You're one pine lady
  
• Pine-ing fir you
  
• I love you once and flor-al!
  
• Wood you be my Valentine?
  
• I can't beleaf you're my Valentine
  
• You’re my bam-boo
  
• I’d never leaf you
  
• So glad I pricked you
  
• Thistle be the best day ever
  
• Aloe! Is it me you're looking for?
  
• Our love is unbe-leaf-able
  
• I love you so moss
  
• Life would succ without you
  
• I’m ready to take it from “cacti” to “cactus”
  
• Do you beleaf in love?
  
• My love for you is tree-mendous
  
• Please be vine!
  
• I want to kiss your tulips
  
• I'm a succ-er for you
  
• Aloe you vera much

Animal Valentine’s Day Puns

Animal puns are always a crowd pleaser. We've rounded up some that particularly perfect for telling someone special just how much you care.

• I’m not kitten around, I love you
  
• You’re purr-fect for me
  
• I woof you
  
• I’m totally paws-itive about us
  
• You’re my significant otter
  
• I love you deer-ly
  
• You’re un-bear-ably cute
  
• We’re meant to bee
  
• I’m quacking up over you
  
• You make my heart soar
  
• Owl always love you
  
• You're mine fur-ever
  
• I wanna give you koala my heart
  
• I’m hoppy you’re mine
  
• I find you ribbiting
  
• I’m head over hooves for you
  
• You’re dino-mite
  
• You make my heart flutter
  
• I’m stuck on you like a barnacle
  
• You’re totally claw-some
  
• You a-moose me
  
• Pugs and kisses
  
• Happy Valentine’s Day to my otter half
  
• Bee my Valentine
  
• You’re o-fish-ally my favorite
  
• Seal-ed with a kiss
  
• Hey corgeous!
  
• You octopi my heart
  
• You’re such a deer
  
• You're dino-mite
  
• I feel sheepish saying this, but wool you be mine?
  
• I’m not lion, I adore you
  
• You’re turtley my type
  
• I herd you like me too
  
• You’re one in chameleon.
  
• Rhino someone who really likes you — it's me!
  
• You are my pup of tea
  
• You’re the cat’s meow
  
• I whale always love you
  
• I’m fawn-ing over you
  
• I love bee-ing yours
  
• With you, I’ll never be owl alone
  
• I think you're porcu-fine
  
• I love you meow and forever
  
• I think you’re totally paw-some
  
• You give my life porpoise
  
• You've got me feline fine
  
• Whale you be my Valentine?
  
• Will ewe be my Valentine?
  
• Collie me, maybe?
  
• Let's spend some koala-ty time together
  
• I'm so very fawn-ed of you
  
• You’re bear-y sweet
  
• You quack me up
  
• I think you’re adora-bull
  
• Do I love you? You bet giraffe I do!
  
• Ewe make me feel sheepish
  
• You’re poultry in motion

Share Something Sweet With Your Loved Ones

Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be over-the-top to be meaningful. Sometimes, a slew of silly Valentine’s Day puns and deep belly laughs are all you need.

And for the absolutely freshest, healthiest smile, we've put together the Perfect Pair Valentine's Day Gum Bundle.

It's a limited-time pairing of 2 Cinna-Mastic boxes and 2 Honey Bun boxes for a sweet-and-spicy taste of our remineralizing Underbrush gum.

 

With natural ingredients that taste great and promote healthier, stronger teeth, this is a great gift for anyone in your life - including yourself!

However you decide to enjoy, we hope your Valentine’s Day is full of smiles and good company.